Facebook CEO Zuckerberg's 'Personal Challenges' Accelerating at Rapid Pace
Both Smith & Wesson (NYSE: SWHC), Sturm, Ruger & Co. (NYSE: RGR), and Dick's (NYSE: DKS) shares are looking chipper Friday following reports Mark Zuckerberg, billionaire playboy CEO of Facebook, has taken to eating only food he kills.
On the news, a startling amount of chickens, goats, and lobsters have closed their Facebook accounts.
Forbes said the level-minded CEO has moved on from learning Chinese, and he says he's "eating better" and learning a little about "sustainable farming" in the meantime.
Zuckerberg is quoted as saying, "It's easy to take the food we eat for granted when we can eat good things every day."
The new challenge is a rapid acceleration from 2009s "wear a tie everyday." We've already pulled up a seat for what's in store for 2012.
Zuckerberg enlisted Silicon Valley food expert Jesse Ziff Cool as his guru into the world of butchery. Her bio can be accessed here. Cool has introduced Zucks to nearby farmers, who have given advice to him about sustainable farming. His first kill was a lobster, then a chicken, and he since slit the throat of a goat.
Meanwhile, in the disctance, sounds of cheers and high-fiving can be heard from the FarmVille offices.
On the news, a startling amount of chickens, goats, and lobsters have closed their Facebook accounts.
Forbes said the level-minded CEO has moved on from learning Chinese, and he says he's "eating better" and learning a little about "sustainable farming" in the meantime.
Zuckerberg is quoted as saying, "It's easy to take the food we eat for granted when we can eat good things every day."
The new challenge is a rapid acceleration from 2009s "wear a tie everyday." We've already pulled up a seat for what's in store for 2012.
Zuckerberg enlisted Silicon Valley food expert Jesse Ziff Cool as his guru into the world of butchery. Her bio can be accessed here. Cool has introduced Zucks to nearby farmers, who have given advice to him about sustainable farming. His first kill was a lobster, then a chicken, and he since slit the throat of a goat.
Meanwhile, in the disctance, sounds of cheers and high-fiving can be heard from the FarmVille offices.
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