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The Most Hilarious, Viral Job Losses On The Internet 

Updated: May 27, 2024By Audrey KyanovaEntertainment
This article originally appeared on Investing.com. It has been republished here with permission.
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In 2023, 44.5 million people quit their job and, believe it or not, that was actually a decrease from the over 50 million people who quit their jobs in 2022. Quitting is a daily routine all across America, but that doesn’t mean it has to be boring.

The posts on this list have gone viral on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, X, and other social media platforms for good reason – they’re hilarious. Read through this article to see some of the funniest ways to stick it to your boss and tell him, “I quit!”

1. Valid Reason

Mode Of Quitting: Angry Sign
Posted On: X

One hungry customer pulled up to a McDonald’s drive-through, only to discover, much to their dismay, that the restaurant was closed. It was closed because an employee quit because they “hate” the job.

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As you can see, that wasn’t the first page put up. “Sorry for the inconvenience” was the first salvo, but this disgruntled employee felt as though stronger stuff was needed, so they penned their own note.

2. The Shrine

Mode Of Quitting: Shrine
Posted On: Reddit 

Alas, this employee did not die; they actually just quit their job, but they created a shrine to ensure that they were never forgotten. Surely, they’ll be missed for, if nothing else, their joking attitude.

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This is a pretty extensive shrine, consisting of Dollar Tree candles, a framed photo, business cards, and other symbols of sympathy. Wherever this employee goes, they’ll bring this sense of humor.

3. Quitting After 10 Minutes

Mode Of Quitting: Walking Out 
Posted On: TikTok

This post went viral when a woman named Teearra West shared her swift decision to quit a new job on TikTok, revealing she left just ten minutes into her first shift due to alarming red flags. In her video, West explained she had recently been hired, but upon arriving, she observed the unpreparedness of her employers. 

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Additionally, fellow employees, who were long-time friends, cautioned her against staying, creating a negative impression. The revelation led West to make a spontaneous choice, walking out of the building before even commencing her work. Online, some felt this was the right decision, while others thought it was premature.

4. I’m A Quitter!

Mode Of Quitting: Loose Leaf Note 
Posted On: Reddit

“I’m a quitter!” this note professes, complete with an illustration of a woman holding up a rainbow to enhance her message. Bella quit her job at “Gringo’s,” effective immediately, penning a missive to the manager.

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She even dated it, for extra formality. Usually, you’re supposed to put in a two weeks’ notice, but, as we can see here, Bella had had enough. Wonder what ticked her off enough to make her quit like this?

5. TikToker “Quiet Quits”

Mode Of Quitting: Quiet Quitting
Posted On: TikTok

Have you heard of quiet quitting? This TikTok video is an example. Quiet quitting is a workplace phenomenon where employees disengage without overtly resigning. Instead of handing in a formal resignation, workers mentally check out, reducing their effort and commitment. This subtle disconnection often stems from dissatisfaction, burnout, or a toxic work environment. 

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Employees may retain their positions but become less involved, affecting productivity and team morale. Quiet quitting can be challenging for employers to detect, as it lacks the explicit signals of traditional resignations. It’s certainly a topic that has caused a lot of division.

6. Unprofessional

Mode Of Quitting: Text Message 
Posted On: X

This post is sure to get people going, as some people will hate this, while others will think it was the right move. On X, @word2motha posted a screenshot of himself quitting his job in a pretty blunt way.

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He said he “didn’t really like” working for them anymore, announcing that he wasn’t coming in that day – or ever. The manager was quite displeased, labeling them “unprofessional,” which @word2motha promptly mocked.

7. Quitting Via Meme

Mode Of Quitting: Meme 
Posted On: Reddit 

This Drake meme has been all over the Internet, showing the rapper rejecting and then accepting two different premises. One person even used this viral meme for a quitting letter, as you can see here.

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Sure, it was a bit unprofessional, but maybe the employee and the boss have that kind of relationship. Or, a more likely scenario is that they had enough of their job and just didn’t care to go through the formalities.

8. Tiger Would Be Proud

Mode Of Quitting: Meme 
Posted On: Reddit

When you see quitting notes like this, you have to wonder if the employee printed them out on the business’ printer (just to add a touch of insult to injury). This is yet another quitting-via-meme scenario.

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The “job” is the golf ball, and the employee is swinging it away, signaling they quit. You have to love the creativity, and Tiger Woods would be proud, even though he doesn’t really work a traditional day job like most of us.

9. I Am So Sorry

Mode Of Quitting: Sympathy Card 
Posted On: Pinterest

“Even though you knew this time would come, there’s no way to prepare your heart for such a loss. I am so sorry.” This touching card was used not to mourn the death of a close relative, but to announce an employee quitting.

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This is an amusing way to quit. The employee probably had the idea spur-of-the-moment, picking up a card from CVS and filling it out. Is it professional? The jury is still out on that one.

10. I’m The Loss

Mode Of Quitting: Sympathy Card 
Posted On: X

You have to let your bosses know you’re quitting (though some people might disagree with that statement), and one way to do it is through a sympathy card. After all, there is a loss happening – just not a usual one.

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The loss is the employee, which @ayelaliza noted in her going-away card. She termed it her “letter of resignation,” complete with a crying-laughing emoji (though we doubt her boss’ reaction was as humorous).

11. Unfinished Sandwich

Mode Of Quitting: Walking Out 
Posted On: Reddit

Subway, a competitor to fast food chains like McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC, and more, is a great place to work for some, but that doesn’t mean that people don’t get sick and tired of making sandwiches.

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For example, this customer was in the middle of having his sandwich made when the maker quit, telling his manager, “Till next time, bro,” before walking out. That final sandwich just made him snap.

12. Tell It Like It Is

Mode Of Quitting: Angry Letter 
Posted On: Facebook

Sometimes, you, as a customer, will run into signs like this. The employees of this store had had enough, and they posted a, “We quit,” sign for all to see, lambasting their company in a lengthy missive.

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“We are all off to better things,” the note said, before continuing with, ostensibly, a warning to the new employees. The main reason for quitting appears to be that the company just didn’t care about its employees, selling out to bad owners.

13. A No From Me Dawg

Mode Of Quitting: Randy Jackson Meme 
Posted On: X

Remember this Randy Jackson meme? The host of ABC’s American Idol was famous for saying, “It’s gonna be a no from me, dawg,” whenever a singer would go in front of him who was absolutely terrible.

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That line became a meme of rejection, and one employee used it to tell his boss that he was not going to come in for the rest of his time there. They seem to have that type of rapport, as the boss did call him, “Sucka.”

14. Not A Bad Drawing

Mode Of Quitting: T. rex Drawing 
Posted On: Reddit

Perhaps this person is leaving her job to pursue an art career, as this drawing is pretty good to come up with on the fly. This employee used a picture of a T. rex, her favorite dinosaur, as her two weeks’ notice.

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Considering the much angrier messages we have seen on this list, this is pretty benign. The T. rex is one of the world’s most popular dinosaurs, thanks to its ferocious snarl and tiny little arms.